Preacher Tries to Baptize a Drunk Man. It Goes Hilariously Wrong!

A preacher stood waist deep in the water at a river baptism talking to a group of people on the bank.

When an overwhelmingly drunk man wondered down into the crowd.

The preacher spotted him, pointed him out and said, “Sir, would you like to find Jesus?”

The drunk shook his head yes.

They wandered down into the water. The preacher grabbed him, spun him around, put him under the water, pulled him up, pulled the front of his coat and said, “Did you find Jesus?”

The drunk said, “No!”

The preacher repeated the baptism and extended his time under for 10 seconds. Then he pulled him up again and asked, “Did you find Jesus?”

“No!”, cried the drunk.

So that process was repeated a third time, except the preacher held him under for 30 seconds.

He then pulled him up and the drunk said, “You almost drowned me.”

And the preacher yelled, “Yes, but did you find Jesus?

The drunk wiped the water from his face and he asked, “Are you sure this is the last place you saw him go under?”

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