A Mother in Law Passes Away in the Holy Land (Joke of the Week)
A man, his wife, and their mother in law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother in law passed away.
The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for only $150.”
The man thought about it and told him, “Just have her sent home.”
The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5000 to send your mother in law home when it would be less expensive to have her buried here and spend only $150.”
The man replied, “A man died here 2,000 years ago. He was buried here for three days. Later, He rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.”